Welcome to All Alien Abductions ©.

We humans want to make shure you are safe on this blog because the owner is a anti-alien (a person that dislikes aliens).

Here are some ways to keep away from abductions:

1.  Never live anywhere that starts with a T. Thats were abductions happen the most.
2. Never walk out to a corn field inbetween 9:00 to 1:00
3. Never say “Look a shooting star” if you see a star that runs a right angle such as: L

If you get taken away bye aliens:

1. Dont look at them. Aviod their long gaze.
2. Don’t let them put a alien baby in you. Yes, they do put a alien aby in you. You get abducted 1 time a week. After 10 weeks they suck out the baby and give you a sickness.
3. Sing songs from The wizard of Oz. They hate musicals.
4. Tell them they need to work out more often. Aliens are very self conscious.
5. Bark like a dog. They dislike animals.

How to speak alien.

Here are some useful words in alien words to help you live.

It’s not me you want it’s them: Dets ikke meg vil du dets dem

I have bad breath: Jeg har dårlig pust

Woof: Лай

Meow: мяуканье

Hello fellow alien brothers and sisters: Привет поддерживающие братья и сестры иностранца

Were off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz: Были прочь, чтобы видеть волшебника, замечательный волшебник унции

Here are some badges:

More ways to keep the aliens away soon.