The Pie Declaration
The Declaration of Pie.
If you worship pie there are some rules and regulations.
You must follow all these rules in pie country. If you don’t there are drastic unforgivable things.
Here are the rules:
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Mention pie once per day
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Always keep pecan pie away from chocolate creme pie. Really, ReAlLy, REALLY, bad mix.
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Always sing the pie Declaration when you feel like it (sing once whenever felt like):
Pie, Pie , Pie
Don’t die die die
We worship you
5. Don’t ever say that song is ridiculous.
6. I mean like never
7. Not even if you are poisoned by it.
8. Always keep the duckies, dogs, and Icelantics away from pie.
Thank you. You are now a honor- pie member.
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Niice